Buca's Boobs

I spent most of my time today running around filling out various applications and such. Well, we stopped by Buca di Beppo's, and here is a story that is like nothing I've ever seen. Here we go...

Joy and I were just leaving the restaurant, where we were told the manager was unavailable. So we went back to the car and started to leave the parking lot by a side entrance. Now, I should say that Buca's is on a pretty main street in the area. As we were driving out of the parking lot, we looked to our left, and there, a few feet away on a grassy section between two lines of bushes, we saw something we almost didn't believe. Completely visible to us, and also to any cars driving by that might happen to look in that direction, was a middle-aged and somewhat large man and a woman wearing some athletic outfit.

**This is where the story turns PG-13 rated, virging on R, so if you want to stop now, this is your warning.**

You see, this man was kneeling on his knees, had the woman's shirt lifted up to her neck, and he was, believe it or not, sucking on her breasts. Passionately. I couldn't believe it and thankfully Joy confirmed what I had just seen. Well, by the time I realized what was going on, I had entered into another parking lot partially hidden by bushes from these two voyeaurs. So of course Joy and I turned around to drive by again. Well, apparently they noticed the car and also noticed us turning around, so when we drove by staring at them the heat was no longer in action and they were just staring right back.

Nonetheless, this is a story to remember. I love the city. I never saw any of this in Shelby. We laughed and laughed. I have a feeling that when I return to Buca's with my application the manager that comes out is going to be that man I saw on that grassy knoll. I can't wait.